Black And White

This is Heidi Slimane (well actually these are photos she takes)

You may have seen some of her work on various blogs.... and I thought I would share a few of my favorites......















Once again, I need to get me a good DSLR.. I miss taking pictures to well, put on my blog..... and trying to convince a girl to let you shoot her Suicide girls application photos with a point and shoot camera, just doesn't work, all the time.......... ALSO... to whoever stole my old Canon Rebel, You know SB is too small of a town, to not have me run into you... Hopefully you were smart enough to sell that shit on ebay....

French People

I could have sworn that French people are against censorship or at least a little more lax on showing a nude titty or two......I found this on Hipster Runoff, and think its a great concept, and I totally agree with public nudity, but I want to see the french or uncensored version....

Make The Girl Dance "Baby Baby Baby" ( official video )
by placeblancherec

Sex sells...... ALWAYS....

Some More Goodies

More from the 2 photo-sets I helped style for my good homie Caterina (notice the Keep Watch hat)
You can see her awesome right up about why we did the shoot on her blog

We shoot the first look in my neighborhood, the Westside, in front of Fernandos market and had Vatos, college boys, and dirty old men shouting from their car windows all day... Check it:




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I like this one the best for this "look"

2nd look, Vintage Channel Scarf, Skinny Jeans and YSL shoes....

My favorite picture from the 2nd look... (oh and ladies, I have that vintage Channel scarf and tons more, YSL, Vesace, Burberry etc, for SALE, hit me up) This fit was all my idea..lol

BOOTY


Twas a fun day to shoot,Cat and Melissa are so much fun to work with... if only I could get paid to style hot girls all day???

A Tit Is A Tit Is A Tit

Everyone has seen a boob. If you were breastfed, you literally grew up on seeing boobs daily. So why is the mere mention of "celeb" tiddys get sooooo much hype?? Like the whole Miss California scandal?? Its not like homegirl was doing a DP scene in New Wave Hookers 2, (look it up) or anything too hardcore...She barely had some nip slip pictures and said something about gay marriage.

She really isnt that pretty and is obviously now been surgically enhanced.. So D. Trump let her keep her crown, good for him/her.... Some "celebs" are only famous because they have nekkid pictures out, and these days who doesnt have at least few nudie pictures of them floating around the interwebz??

Thank god for sites like Egotastic,
because if you are like me, you really enjoy boobs... celebrity or not....

Thanks to that site we can all enjoy what Rihanna looks like nekkid, and what Chris Bron is no longer tapping

I'm also pretty sure if you google hard enough, you can see Cassie's bits-n-pieces too......

Don't lie, you (even if you are Man, Woman, Straight Or Gay) like boobs.... Everybody likes boobs and I'm pretty sure thats what America's economy was built on.

Riding

Saturday was way too nice out to not go for a ride.... Did a little detailing on my bike too, It needed some lovin.....

Before:

Look at how black my chain is




After:



gotta keep that chain well lubed


Job done


Then we went on a little ride..... Hit Isla Vista where Floatopia was in full effect....I didn't take this picture, but to give you an idea of what went down:


We decided to get some food and brews... NOTE: The dirt report does not condone or support drinking and/or driving/riding/stunting....









After that stoppies and wheelies ensued, there had to be about 2000-3500 ..... college kids running around drunk.. Madness for sure...

That night I filmed my second episode of SB Nightlife TV and ran into some cool folks...... It was Darren of DNA/SB Nighlife's birthday so we had to do it big..
I'll post the episode once we edit it...... Good times were had, crazyness happened, got some great footage....

Sunday went to a little car show in Ventura...Lots of lowriders, lots of hummers on dubs..Not so many girls except the models... There were a few sick bikes, no pictures from me tho.... still cameraless............defff sucks to wait in a 35 min line in the sun, for a beer and crappy burger... but the ride there and back made it worth it.....

"Celeb" Tatas

Now I have posted about some of these tatas before, and some are new to The Dirt Report

First up:Audrina Patridge (real or fakies??)



I still think her sister Casey is much hotter, Audrina has a lazy face and always looks like she is sleepy or on Valium... You can see what they look like without the bikini here and after reviewing the pictures minus bikini, I might have to say that they look pretty damn real

Next up, Santa Barbara Local and Girl kissing christian, Katy Perry:




+2 (or 4) for real boobs!

Dave LaChapelle

I have always been a fan of his work




Not to be confused with Dave Chapelle (Herrooo Ra Ra)