Thursday, January 29, 2009

I'm Pretty Sure This Is What's Wrong With America

Meet The "Bacon Explosion"

Now I love bacon just as much as the next man woman or child (Bacon is THE reason I'm no longer a vegetarian) But seriously America..... I think shit like this is why 63% of Americans are overweight

I think they should call it the "Gut Explosion" Or the "Pulmonary Explosion"........


Not Air Yeezy's

Might be oldish blog news, but these Luis Vutton Kanye kicks are pretty ill......

I'm pretty sure they will cost like a million dollars tho..... maybe I will get my grubby mitts on these one day.....

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Tuesday, January 27, 2009


These boys been watching too many Jackie Chan movies

They make that shit look easy......

These guys on the other hand

Need to keep praticing

and Obviously, I am boring these days, with no alcohol fueled fuckery going on in my life, I just smoke trees, paint and watch youtube..... I need warmer dryer weather so I can go make wheelies on my motorcycle.....

Monday, January 26, 2009

The A

My homegirl and neighbor Ana takes some good pictures:

She takes the pictures that I would take if my Canon Eos didn't get stolen

We smoke blunts

and gravity bongs

Here I am attempting to do a wheelie on a bald tire (Tony is the dude actually doing wheelies)

Los Angeles

Does anyone know of any jobs in the Downtown/west hollywood/Santa Monica area????

I found a sick house to live in.......

Not drinking in Santa Barbara, has proven to me that all there is to do here is drink, Smoke really good herb, and go to the (nude) beach....... even going to the beach usually requires alcohol......

Not to say that I would not drink if I move to LA, I would just have more interesting place to drink at, and many more music and art/fashion shows to attend.....
I think I need a real nightlife like LA or NYC can offer..... and with rents dropping

NYC and LA don't sound like bad places to live at all.......

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Way too Many White Boys

Be makin music these days....

Seriously, there are soo many things wrong about this song and video, I will list what I saw in the first 17 seconds I could stand to watch:
Pig suits
Neon sleeveless hoodies
Scene Hair
Bad Tattoos
A Jaguar (really what rapper drives a Jag?? it's a ford with a nicer grill)
Bad dancing

I think this is what kids like this:

listen to while picking out their outfit for the day..

Maybe I should start making screamo/hip-house/fag music??

Free Music

Jay-Z x Radiohead
for free...........

Mr. White tonight @ Velvet Jones......

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Japanese Televison

Is sooo much better than American TV

Been real slow here at the dirt report with no camera and no alcoholic beverages..... but I will manage to go out here and there, where I can sneak in a blunt.....

Not That You Would Care


AS I LAY DYING will be going on tour with LAMB OF GOD, CHILDREN OF BODOM, GOD FORBID and MUNICIPAL WASTE this April and May in the US and Canada.
Check dates for a show near you

I will be here:

Apr 3 2009 8:00P
Hollywood Palladium Los Angeles, California

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

San Diego

If you are in SD for/at ASR... Go to this:

Looks like it will be a killer party....

Bang Bang

@ Velvet Jones??? What???

I might just have to check homeboy out........ even though I don't drink......

See you party kids there.........


I have never really checked out, and I have to say, they had some funny stuff on their site.... and some stupid stuff, and some played out blog shit....... but this little gem right here was too good to not post.......

That border patrol agent must have lost his job after this..........

Monday, January 19, 2009

Skate All Cities on VIMBY

Shout out to RICKS.....Bolis and the whole S.A.C Crew....... keep grindin..................

We Are Not The Same I Am A Martian

See what Weezy has to say about himself....

Lost My Phone

Yeah...... I guess it was about time for me to get a new phone.....

fuck a iphone tho...... maybe I'll jump on the Blackberry bandwagon...........

send me your number(s) email:

Friday, January 16, 2009

Funny Shit

Street Boners

kinda reminds me of Vice mags DOs and Don'ts

WK Interact Art Base Scufflel

So I heard a few things from various blogs about some beef that happened recently at Art Basel in Miami.... I'm a huge fan of WK interact..

You can read the story here and here

Seems kids with spraycans and ego's will always have the childish/macho/thug mentality..... and graff beef will continue to get talented artists hurt

Everybody Must Get Stoned

Barry Says Relax.... January 20th is around the corner

Thursday, January 15, 2009