Really Dude??

So I have been a fan of Mariah Carey since her heartbreaker days..... She was my dream woman/celeb crush for the better part of my early youth.... These days, not so much, but I still admire her singing voice..... Why she married a chump like Nick Cannon, I will never understand... but frankly I could care less..... I'm sure you may have read about Nick's beef with eminem... I don't care about that either....

I saw the above photo on the Robust Flavor blog, and I got a glimmer of hope that one day I might make some of those childhood fantasies come true.... I'll tell you why....

Everyone knows you NEVER EVER get your wife/girlfriend/baby mammas name tattooed on you ANYWHERE.... I have heard this countless time from tattoo artist and recipients alike..... Its almost like a relationship death wish..... Johnny Depp had Winona forever tatted on him... are they still together??? Do you remember Donna from Cheech and Chongs Nice Dreams?? Homegirl had a list of all the past ex's on her belly and most of them were crossed out.... I grew up watching Nice dreams too....Definitely one of my top 5 favorite movies.....



My point is, Nick what are you gonna do when Mariah realizes you are a man-boy and dumps your ass??? Its gonna be fun to try to cover that ugly shit up....Oh and the script/old English letters are SO gangster..... Good job dude!

I would never ever tattoo a name on my body other than my mothers name or my daughter/son's name when/if I have one....

A Tit Is A Tit Is A Tit

Everyone has seen a boob. If you were breastfed, you literally grew up on seeing boobs daily. So why is the mere mention of "celeb" tiddys get sooooo much hype?? Like the whole Miss California scandal?? Its not like homegirl was doing a DP scene in New Wave Hookers 2, (look it up) or anything too hardcore...She barely had some nip slip pictures and said something about gay marriage.

She really isnt that pretty and is obviously now been surgically enhanced.. So D. Trump let her keep her crown, good for him/her.... Some "celebs" are only famous because they have nekkid pictures out, and these days who doesnt have at least few nudie pictures of them floating around the interwebz??

Thank god for sites like Egotastic,
because if you are like me, you really enjoy boobs... celebrity or not....

Thanks to that site we can all enjoy what Rihanna looks like nekkid, and what Chris Bron is no longer tapping

I'm also pretty sure if you google hard enough, you can see Cassie's bits-n-pieces too......

Don't lie, you (even if you are Man, Woman, Straight Or Gay) like boobs.... Everybody likes boobs and I'm pretty sure thats what America's economy was built on.

"Celeb" Tatas

Now I have posted about some of these tatas before, and some are new to The Dirt Report

First up:Audrina Patridge (real or fakies??)



I still think her sister Casey is much hotter, Audrina has a lazy face and always looks like she is sleepy or on Valium... You can see what they look like without the bikini here and after reviewing the pictures minus bikini, I might have to say that they look pretty damn real

Next up, Santa Barbara Local and Girl kissing christian, Katy Perry:




+2 (or 4) for real boobs!